Bizarre bits of the week:

Boys:
How are you going to hook up with her, then delete her off Facebook the next day, pretending like you never knew her? - are you that embarrassed of a decision you made and that cowardly to deal with it ?

How are you going to text her 7 times in a row-in the span of two days- not one response.. and STILL ask if she wants you to delete her number- can't you catch a hint? really?!



Friends:
Why are you going to add me on BBM  as if we talk? The sad part is, I'm stuck both ways- If I "Decline" your request you are going to talk shit, as if I did something sinful.  If I "Accept" your request you will just take up an unwanted spot of my contacts list and pry into my personal life.

We live in an age with overwhelming amounts of technology, and an abundance of resources.. why do you call me and ASK ME EVERY SINGLE QUESTION YOU HAVE? I am NOT an encyclopedia, nor am I an almanac, GPS, or a dictionary. It takes two minutes to look in up on Google.. why go out of your way to call me and ask me?!